A Note to Husbands

In my opinion the single best thing you can do for your marriage is to apologize to your wife when you have done something wrong. This next part is very important: You must do it before she tells you to! And definitely before saying something stupid that's going to make the situation even worse. Heck, you might as well apologize even if you don't think you did anything wrong, because chances are her endruance for arguing is much longer than yours so you're not going to win. Oh, and never, ever call your wife a Nazi. That's just like committing suicide.